Recruiting & HR Humor

Recruiting Question, "Would you shoot this man?"

This is less funny than it is a creative recruiting commercial by the British Army.

The commercial asks, "Would you shoot this man?" as a way to challenge possible job seekers.

Click below to see the video

Now Hiring Cats

I'm not sure they realize people read "Now Hiring Cats".

Source: http://www.componenthouse.com/article-21

Don't call my Head of HR "Skank Ho"

Some job seekers may wonder why they don't get through the interview process.'

This came from the dumpedImage.com.

Office Workers when the Power Goes Out

Fired by E-mail

Applying for a job at Ikea

Interviewing at Ikea:

It is funny, but most good interview questions actually make the candidate perform well on the crux of what the job entails.

Give 100% at Work

From: http://www.load.dk/fun/bil_lpic/work_130806.jpg

Crazy Employee

Here is a story of an employee affecting change with their manager.

http://www.jobschmob.com/showArticle.cgi?id=1491

Monday Morning Office Humor

This is from Laurie Ruettiman's blog: Team Building is for Suckers

http://laurieruettimann.com/2007/10/08/monday-joke-1/

Top Ten auto “Out of Office” replies

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. I may be a little moody so be prepared.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctor’s having my brain removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 18/10/07. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged GBP5.99 for the first 10 words and GBP1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.)

7. Thank you for your message which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

9. I’ve run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Lisa’ instead of ‘Les’.

Unemployment: It sucks when...

Source: http://www.ubersite.com/m/113517